as a wee girlie, I never aspired to ever get married (unless of course it was to Simon Le Bon or that cute, cute Nick Heyward) nor did I aspire to be a mother... and I failed at marriage but I totally love being a mom... it is indeed the best and most fun job ever.. I think I put my own lil quirky self into it 100%.... however I do get lil odd looks at my choice in lingo...
Tantrums and badness being pulled... my response and the ultimate bad being word, which they all are fooled into thinking it is the worst thing a person could be.... "You're a bad mama jama!" in which they normally cry and stopping the lil fits, sniffing, "I not a bad mama jama.... I sorry mama..."
lil monkeys trailing after me through a store... my ducks not staying in a row.... "come minions come!" and they do....
The last straw, and my patience gone, "you're sooo fired!"
I dunno... I get a kick out of the job.... it is pretty fun...
ohhhh I for the first time ever, went to a sports bar and watched football.... and I have discovered that beer, lots of beer makes everything fun... and so I watched The Patriots play some dudes in black... and only knew the quaterback from People mag reports that he had knocked up some actress and then left her for a super model... but I had fun... I really want tube socks... I really do, sooooo if anyone wanted to get me a really awesome x-mas present tube socks and dolphin shorts would be well very very nice....
taaaa daaaaa......
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
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I got cameras installed outside your windows...
- A fellow Rock and Roll Muse- a true cutie, with some rockin pasts....
- Bubbly Bubbly - goes down sooo smoothe... I want to have his babies...
- Defunctified Monkey- me in a former life, stuffed and mounted for your pleasure..
- Rock and Roll meeets Romance... once upon a time he was my private dancer, I slapped dollar bills on his ass and called him Daddy...
- Sprinkles and Frosting never looked so pretty
- Stringalicious- too cute for words- he has forsaken his blog to star in disco themed porn
- Talented little fuck... he makes me clean his floors in ruffled panties and pasties, I bitch and moan but secretly love it
- The man in the monkey suit- that mask friggin scares me...
- The Paddington Bear may have eluded me, but I have found a fellow stalker in this spasmic babe!
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Dolphin shorts? The Miami Dolphins? Or ones with fins on them?
I think she means ones with fins on so she can go swimming.
noooooo Dolphin shorts were a style of shorts from the 80's, they were short, and uber cute. had the white ribbing on the side...
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